The first time I saw a Pokémon moving around in full 3D, I nearly dropped my third cup of tea that morning. It was Stadium, obviously, and watching my carefully trained team of Game Boy sprites suddenly become these chunky, polygonal creatures with actual animations… well, it felt like magic had upgraded its graphics card.See, by '99 I'd already sunk hundreds of hours into Red and Blue on my Game Boy. That grey brick had…
The other night I was digging through a cardboard box that's been following me around since university moves, and there it was—a slightly yellowed N64 cartridge with that familiar blue spine. Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue. Just seeing it brought back the smell of my cousin's front room, circa Christmas 1999, where we spent an entire Boxing Day afternoon trying to master the double-jump timing while arguing over whose turn it was…
Standing in my mate Dave's bedroom in 1991, staring at his brand new Mega Drive, I knew something had shifted. The box sat there like a black monolith, all sleek edges and attitude. This wasn't the friendly, rounded Nintendo we'd grown up with—this thing looked like it meant business. When he fired up Sonic for the first time and that blue blur tore across the screen at what felt like impossible speed, I practically pressed…
My daughter found my old Genesis collection last weekend while we were clearing out the loft. She held up Sonic 2 like it was some ancient artifact, which I suppose it is now. "Dad, this looks weird," she said, examining the chunky black cartridge with its faded label. Weird. That little plastic rectangle contains more joy per square inch than most Netflix series.I couldn't help myself—had to fire up the old Mega Drive right there…
There's something about plunging into a castle you can actually walk around that hits differently than anything that came before. I mean, I'd spent years mashing buttons to make a sprite hop left-to-right across screens, but the first time I grabbed that analog stick and made Mario pivot on his heels? Felt like discovering fire.I remember getting my N64 on launch day—well, sort of launch day. My local Electronics Boutique (remember those?) got their shipment…
Joe Reviews a Sony Exclusive, and Yes, He’s Still Bitter About It Sam has been banging on about God of War III’s hit stun mechanics for three Zoom calls straight, breaking down frame windows like he’s preparing for EVO, and honestly it wore me down. Carl assigned me this one deliberately, I think, because he knows how much it pains me to write glowingly about a PlayStation exclusive. Look, I bled Genesis blue growing up.…
Last weekend I found myself explaining to my nephew why his parents should let him buy a Dreamcast—not because it's cheap (though it is), but because half the stuff he loves in modern games was basically prototyped on that little white box twenty-three years ago. Kid's obsessed with open-world games where you can just wander around and do mundane stuff. I nearly choked on my tea when I realized he was describing Shenmue.The Dreamcast died…
Picture this: you're eight years old, Saturday morning, and your mate's older brother has just fired up Sonic the Hedgehog for the first time. That opening Green Hill Zone music hits – you know the one, that bouncy Yamaha FM synthesis that somehow sounds like liquid sunshine – and suddenly every other console sounds like it's playing through a tin can. That was my introduction to the Mega Drive, and honestly? It ruined me for…
My mate Dave had this theory about comic book games in the early nineties—they were all rubbish, he'd say, because nobody could figure out how to make superpowers feel super on a 16-bit console. Then he borrowed my copy of the X-Men game for the Mega Drive, and I didn't see him for three days straight. His mum rang my house asking if he was dead or just "doing that thing with the TV again."The…
You know what still makes my blood boil? Walking into a GAME store in 1999 and seeing rows upon rows of PlayStation cases while the Dreamcast section looked like a forgotten corner booth at a failing car boot sale. Three games. Maybe four if someone hadn't nicked Crazy Taxi again.I was there, mate. I had the console on launch day—well, launch week anyway, because I'm not completely mental and the queues looked insane. But I…