Carl asked me to cover Journey for the site, which everyone found hilarious because I’m the Amiga bloke. Sam actually said “why is John writing about a PS3 exclusive, he doesn’t own one,” which isn’t strictly true, I bought a PS3 in 2011 specifically because of the deals…
The cartridge slot on my Mega Drive has seen more action than a hotel key card, and honestly, most of those insertions were pure gold. There's something about Sega's 16-bit beast that just clicks differently—that chunky, satisfying thunk when you press down on a cart, the way the…
Marcus is writing this one because John spent an entire Zoom call insisting Titanfall was “just Call of Duty with jetpacks and robots,” which is the kind of lazy take that makes an engineer’s eye twitch. Tim discovered the game last year through backwards compatibility and won’t stop…
I remember standing in Blockbuster, jaw practically on the linoleum, watching a demo reel of Pokémon Stadium running on the display N64. The opening sequence—that sweeping camera swooping around a packed arena while orchestral music swelled—felt like someone had grabbed my Game Boy by the scruff and dragged…