Timothy is writing this one because Sam point blank refuses to touch it. “A console RTS is an oxymoron,” he said, before muting himself on our call for ten minutes to go analyse Street Fighter frame data instead. Carl had to talk him back onto the topic three…

# The Last of Us Carl’s writing this one because Joe wanted to spend the whole intro explaining how Resident Evil 4 already did survival horror better in 2005, and Sam kept interrupting to talk about multiplayer hit boxes in Factions, and somehow nobody had actually said anything…