Picture this: I'm rifling through a car boot sale last autumn, knee-deep in someone's gaming collection, when I spot it—a pristine Mega Drive 2 sitting in a cardboard box like it's been waiting for me specifically. The seller wanted fifteen quid for it, which felt like highway robbery until I plugged it in at home and remembered why Sega's second swing at their 16-bit masterpiece was, in many ways, better than the original.The Genesis 2—or…
My mate Dave called me yesterday asking about "blast processing," and I had to laugh. Not at him, mind you—but at the memory of teenage me parroting that marketing phrase like it was technical scripture. Course, back then I couldn't tell you what processing actually meant beyond "makes Sonic go fast," but bloody hell did it sound impressive when you were trying to convince your SNES-owning mates that your Mega Drive was the superior machine.The…
There it was, sitting in the electronics section of Target next to the phone chargers and screen protectors – an AtGames Sega Genesis Flashback console that looked like someone had shrunk my childhood Sega and wrapped it in the kind of packaging that screams “impulse purchase.” Twenty-eight bucks. I mean, that’s less than what I paid for lunch yesterday, so obviously I grabbed it. My wife wasn’t thrilled when I came home with yet another…
Been having a proper clear-out of the spare room – you know how it is, start looking for an old cable and three hours later you’re knee-deep in boxes you haven’t touched since the last house move. That’s when I found them again: two gold N64 cartridges that honestly might be worth more than my car at this point. Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, sitting there looking as precious as the day I first…
Release Date: December 6, 1992 (Japan) | Developer: Square | Platform: Super Famicom/SNES (16-bit cartridge) | ROM Size: 8 Megabits (1 MB total ROM) | Playtime: Main story 30–35 hours, Main + extras ~50 hours, Completionist 100+ hours | Sales: 2.07M (Japan), 2.5M+ worldwide (original + ports) | Critical Reception: 34/40 (Famitsu, 1992), Metacritic 86/100 (Pixel Remaster), ~87/100 (GBA Advance) I didn’t get into retro gaming until I was forty years old. I had no…
The lad next door got a Genesis for Christmas ’91. I’d had my Mega Drive since the year before. Exact same machine, you’d think, just different badges stuck on the front. But at twelve years old, those differences felt massive – like we were playing in completely separate gaming worlds that only overlapped when we’d swap cartridges and argue about whether his version of Sonic ran faster than mine. Spoiler alert: it actually did, but…
Christ, found my old copy of F1 World Grand Prix the other day while hunting through storage boxes for my Amiga joysticks. That blue N64 cart brought back a flood of memories, you know? The weight of it, the way you had to blow into the slot sometimes (probably made things worse but felt necessary), the ritual of sliding it into that grey beast with just enough pressure. Too soft and it wouldn’t connect properly,…
The Subscription Model That Proved Worse Than What It Replaced I’m a forty-something construction foreman who only got into gaming at age 40. I have zero rose tinted glasses about older gaming generations. I repair old NES consoles as a hobby because I like knowing how to fix things and understand the concept of ownership. That cart STILL works from 1985. You OWN it. You can play it whenever you want for the rest of…
So there I was last Saturday, watching my daughter mess around with my N64 setup in the basement game room, and she’s completely fixated on that opening screen of Super Mario 64 where you can grab Mario’s face and stretch it like silly putty. “Why does his nose do that?” she asks, pulling it out until he looks like some kind of cartoon anteater. I couldn’t help but laugh because honestly, I did the exact…
So last weekend my daughter brings her boyfriend over to meet me properly, right? Nice kid, works IT for some company downtown. Anyway, he sees my game room and we get to talking about retro stuff, and he mentions he’s been playing GoldenEye online with his college buddies. I’m thinking he’s talking about that Xbox remake or something, but no – turns out he’s actually running the original N64 version through emulation with full netplay…